A brand new store has just
opened in New York City that
sells Husbands. When women
go to choose a husband, they
have to follow the
instructions at the
entrance: "You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE! There
are 6 floors and the value
of the products increase as
you ascend the flights. You
may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next
floor, but you CANNOT go
back down except to exit the
building!"
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on
the door reads:
Floor 1
-
These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2
-
These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
The 3rd floor sign re ads:
Floor 3
-
These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good
looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor
and the sign reads:
Floor 4
-
These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help with
Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she
exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the 5th
floor and sign reads:
Floor 5
-
These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have A Strong
Romantic Streak. She is so
tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor and
the sign reads:
Floor
6
-
You are visitor 31,456,012
to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband
Store.
To avoid gender bias
charges, the store's owner
opens a
New Wives store
just across the street.
1st floor
has wives that love sex.
2nd floor
has wives that love sex and
have money.
3rd
through
6th floors
have never been visited.